Page 1032 — Gag (To) Order

Author: Winged Cat

Guest Author's Note: "Pinkie Pie may be rubbing off, but a Story Time prompt from those disarming instructions: tell a story of when a book, or other inanimate object, rolled a Charisma check (or equivalent in another system)."

Newbiespud's Note: Got another half of a podcast episode, to be completed next update!
Tales of New Dunhaven Session 15-1 — The Til Death Job, Part 1: Libsyn YouTube

Rarity: How's it coming getting her down? She's getting higher!
Pinkie Pie: Wee he hee!
Twilight Sparkle: I found the manual, and I'm trying to find the disarming instructions.
Rainbow Dash: Can't we just fly in and grab her?
Pinkie Pie: Nnnope! This is a trap for pegasuses! Your wings won't work here. You can fly in but you can't fly out! I suppose you could knock me out of here, sacrifice yourself for me. But then we'd just have to rescue you. Oh, hey, hey, I know! Put all this is a bag of holding, and take it up on top of a mountain! Then you could pull me out of thin air! Hee he hee!
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity! I think I found the off switch!
Rarity: And not a moment too soon.