Due to continued requests, here is a basic reference guide for to assist with reading
* Territorian: A resident of the Northern Territory(NT) of Australia (which I am.) Think Crocodile Dundee country. Not to be confused with residents of Australian Capitol Territory, they're Canberrans and they're just plain weird. * Coober Pedy: A town in South Australia famed for it's Opals and unique living arrangements. * Alice Springs: A town in NT, pretty much smack dab in the middle of Australia. * Bogan: Uncouth individual (redneck equivalent) * Goon bag: The plastic bladder inside cask wine. * Milo: (Australian recipe) Malty chocolaty goodness. The greatest thing you could add to milk. Or eat it by the spoonful straight from the can. * Bash: Party. * Dunny: Toilet. * Mob: Local parlance for group of people. * Seppo: Rhyming slang(RS). American > Yank > Septic tank > Seppo. * Piss'a'piss: (My fuck up) supposed to be: piece'a'piss: A simple task. * Foxtel: Subscription TV (Cable). * Arse: The correct way to spell ass. * Wanker: One who masturbates. * Piss in a pocket: Tell someone what they want to hear in order to further your own interests. * On a good wicket: (Cricket analogy) Receiving a good income. * Scrubber: Female of loose morals. * Mole: Female of loose morals. * Pat Malone: (RS) Alone. * TimTam: The greatest chocolate biscuit in the world. * Phar Lap: The most famous Race horse in Australia. * Qantas: Australia's national airline. * Fair Dinkum: True and correct. * Skippy: Kangaroo, Australia's Lassie equivalent from the 70's and 80's * Jumbo: Boeing 747. * Chin wagging: Engaging in conversation. * Poofter: Derogatory term for homosexual. * Blind: Drink to excess. * Larrikin: Jovial and carefree character.
Strewth I didn't realise I'd used so many. I hope this helps.