So I found out my buddy has been spamming The Smiling Pony's tumblr with wacky questions and one immediately appealed to me:


Firstly, to answer that question, yes I would. Secondly, a coffee maker pony? Good idea! Thirdly, you mean this guy's never seen my object ponies? Heresy!

The beauty of this coffee maker pony is she's more than happy to depart with her great and powerful coffee knowledge of all things coffee, provided you brew enough for the two of you. And before anyone asks, yes the coffee grounds are also a pony.