Rarity: Wow this is an amazing landscape.
Button Mash: It sure is Rarity.
Suddenly, Rarity accidentally spills KoolAid over her right hoof.
Rarity: Aww, my hooves are dirty.
Button Mash: I'll take care of that (Grabs her hoof and starts licking it off her hoof)
Rarity seems confused at 1st but then starts giggling
Rarity: Button this is just silly. (Button continues and then puts the whole hoof in his mouth licking her hoofnails)
Button Mash: Mmm I never though your pretty hooves would taste so.. (Muffled)
Spike enters the scene and sees whats going on and is peeved
Spike: WHAT IN CELESTIA ARE YOU DOING RAVISHING RARITY'S HOOVES YOU SLIME!!
Rarity: Nothing, he's just licking the Koolaid off of my hooves that I spilled.
Button Mash: (Stops sucking on her hooves) Yea Spike, I don't see whats wrong with….
Spike: Couldn't you just wipe it off. Plus, your letting him RUIN YOUR HOOFNAILS WITH HIS WET TOUGNE. IT TOOK ME HOURS TO PAINT THEM ALL YOU SLIMY PC ELITIST COLT, AND I'LL HAVE TO..
Rarity: Its OK Spikey, they're starting to wear anyways and I'll just repaint them tomorrow anyways. Plus Button is just curious about my pretty hooves anyways Spike..
Spike: Yea whatever.
Spike leaves and Button Mash and Rarity continue to hang out outside and start chatting and Spike thought this would all blow over until 3 hours later while he was at Rarity's House
Button Mash: Yay, I get to cuddle with Rarity tonight<D
Spike: SCREW YOU!!