Turq: "Who is this weird pony and what is he doing on MY property? I'm gonna get him! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" [charges at "Santa Hooves"]
Mel: "No, Turq, wait! It's me!"
Pinkie (offscreen): "Silly Turq, that's just Santa Hooves!"
Turq: "SANTA HOOVES ISN'T REAL! THIS IS AN IMPOSTOR!"
All nearby children: [crying]
Pinkie (offscreen): "Turq! Don't ruin the fun!"
Mel: "Fine!" [takes off the fake beard] "It's me, Mel. Ah'm not an impostor. Happy now?"
Turq: "Gosh, um…I didn't know…Why didn't you just tell me!? Could've saved us all this trouble! Geez…" [huffs away, trying to cover up her embarrassment]
Pinkie (offscreen): "Damn it, Turq! You just ruined the children's Hearth's Warming!"
Limestone (offscreen): "You go Turq! That's my daughter!"
Pinkie (offscreen): [glares at Limestone]
Mel: [curled up in a traumatized ball on the ground]