Celestia: “And please stop throwing the dentist’s tools, okay?”
To preempt the “Well actually…” comments, I know there’s some article out there that states you may not need to. You don’t have to tell me about it. And I counter with http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/opinion/sunday/flossing-and-the-art-of-scientific-investigation.html. Floss that nasty, smelly, decaying food out from between yo chompers!