"Oh, my sweet Celestia, Derpy, Look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those brony Dakimakura pillow girls, you know? They only talk to her because she looks like a total—-Hey, don't go hitting on her!"

"What can I say, Lyra? I like Griffon butts and I cannot lie. You other bronies can't deny. And when a catbird walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get. . ."

"DERPY!"
Sweet mother of monkey milk, it has been too dang long since I sculpted anything. I was inspired by baroncoon's sexy MLP art to make a smexy Gilda shaking her groove thang, so here you guys go!