ARTIST NOTE:
Commission for good ole as well as the story by them~

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“Car troubles? Lack of reception on these decrepit streets? General lack of enthusiasm? Do not fret your pretty little head, my dear Twilight! For I! The Grrreat and Power Trixie! Is here to satisfy your automotive woes!”



“I’ve told you once and I will tell you again, I am fine-!”



“Your day at the fabled Witch Dagger-”



“It’s Witch DAGGA!”



“-Witch DAGGA concert was one to behold, yet here you are, trapped in the backstreets with a dead car battery and a less-than-stellar mode of transportation now reduced to an over-glorified piece of plastic!”



“That is quite enough, Trixie!”



“Ha! Barely! Leave your troubles behind and climb into The Great and Powerful Trixie’s Shelby Cobra! Nearly 500 horsepower and built with the finest metals Equestria had to offer, Trixie’s noble steed will get Princess Celestia’s most faithful student to her destination in a matter of seconds!” Trixie kicked her leg back and struck an elaborate pose in front of her car, much to Twilight’s displeasure. Turning to face the showmare with cynical bemusement, Twilight studied the drops of sweat dripping from Trixie’s brow and her shaky ankle that struggled to stand on her dagger heel propped up on the cobblestone street. “Did the Great and Powerful Trixie mention that her Great and Powerful steed seats two rather comfortablely?”



Twilight sighed and placed her phone in her pocket. “Fine! Just keep this gas-guzzler WELL below the speed limit!”



“Ooohh, the most humble and seductive Trixie is most flattered by your excellence!” Trixie placed a leather-clad leg across the window frame of the driver-side door, taking note to show off her cutie-mark trapped behind a pair of fishnets as her jackets coat-trails wavered in the wind. “Buckle up, my most faithful student! For even the Great and Powerful Trixie has trouble corralling the torque of her steed!”