"Hey now, unlike you I actually have to walk all these steps." Lockepicke says, looking up at the staircase, "You got a name?"
"Face on the Wall."
"Can I just call you 'Face'?"
"No, you have to say the whole thing." Face on the Wall says, pouting.
"So what, you actually like being nothing but a snout, a horn, and eyes?" Lockepicke responds back.
"I do! Though to be honest I was probably enchanted to be that way." Face on the Wall says with a smile, "I'm happy, and really that's all that matters in the end, right?"