One such pony was Mr. Filthy Rich, owner and operator of Rich’s Barnyard Bargains, as well as it’s new sister company, Barnyard Booties, a butt-expansion service which has attracted mares from far and wide.
“The secret to our success lies in our innovative business model.” says Mr. Rich, “Backside reduction is absolutely free, which encourages mares to explore our larger, more expensive packages without fear of going too big… if such a thing is even possible!”
With the continued success of establishments like Barnyard Booties, and no end to the booty craze in sight, it seems that expanding bottoms is a great way of expanding your bottom line.