Card Art

Flavour text: Don't look a gift pony in the mouth.

Entrance: "Here darling, take one, or ten."
Attack: "But, I'll get all icky!"
Death: "Now.. Is that any way to treat…a lady"

I sorta made this to be a combo breaker, rather than a complicated way to burn, though that is an obvious upside. The downside is obviously you might have no choice but to give them a good card sometimes. Plus, the stats are not great (though they may need to be worse) and it isn't an immediately active card.
I would quite like a card like this, much similar to Dirty Rat. Or just any card to make some decks more interactive.

P.S. Sorry I haven't uploaded in awhile. Haven't had much time/inspiration.