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Rhyming characters are great to write for (if you're into that sort of thing) but harder to act for, I think. Any stories of rhyming PCs or NPCs?

DM: After cleaning up her hut and getting some healing salves for Rainbow Dash, Zecora gets to work inspecting you. She goes about checking each infected area, trying to figure out the cause of the transformation and blue spots.
Rainbow Dash: So. Rhyming, huh?
Zecora: This is my curse: to speak in verse.
Apple Bloom: These curses are just plain silly, ain’t they?
Rainbow Dash: No no, I mean YOU, DM. Who in their right mind creates an NPC that speaks only in rhymes?
DM: What, you think I can’t rhyme on a dime all the time in my prime?
Applejack: Is that why you have a rhyming dictionary site open on yer laptop?
DM: Hey! DM screen!
Pinkie Pie: WHAT?! It wasn’t all made up on the spot??