Page 471 — Loonie Bargain Bin

I like to think Mythbusters has contributed postively to the kinds of players that love coming up with imaginary contraptions in roleplaying games.

A bit of news: Firstly, I've removed the banner ad from the site. Those of us with AdBlock probably didn't notice, but it's gone now, as promised on Patreon.

Also thanks to Patreon, the Fallout is Dragons podcast is now fully hosted on libsyn. This mainly serves two purposes: One, hosting the master files on Dropbox would have eventually run out of space, and two, we now have an RSS feed for those that like to keep track of the podcasts they follow with content aggregators. We'll still being putting videos on YouTube, naturally, and the Tumblr will continue to be the home for livestream announcements and all the supplemental content. All that's really changed is that our little amateur tabletop podcast now has a legitimate, centralized platform.

Rainbow Dash: Step 1 to any good party crashing: Make a big entrance! Ideas?
Pinkie Pie: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me, pick me! I’ve had this idea for forever! You take a cannon, fit it with a compressed air tank, stuff the business end full of party supplies… And BIZAAM! +6 Cannon of Instant Partying! We fire it off – KABOOM! – and conga into the party under a shower of confetti!
Rainbow Dash: Bwahahahaha, YES! That is EXACTLY the chaos we’re looking for!
DM: I hate to rain on your parade, but how exactly do you justify this item’s existence?
Twilight Sparkle: You… might want to stop right there. Trust me. It’s Pinkie Pie. There is no explanation. And that’s okay.
DM: What?
Pinkie Pie: It’s okay! I’ll buy it, or make it! I’ve got a bunch of unspent gold!
DM: Not enough for a +6 magical item! …+2 at most.