Pinkie Pie: Let's start with…. oh, those apple trees not in bloom? Suddenly, giant apples!
DM: Magically poisoned, of course.
Pinkie Pie: Not that they'd know it at a glance. But they might suspect. Especially when the forest critters start biting into them.
Fluttershy: They know better than that!
Pinkie Pie: Normally, but can you out-diplomance a giant apple? There's a corn field next to the orchard, right? It all pops. Fields of popcorn!
Applejack: Hey now. This is my farm we're talking about!
DM: That is where the spell was cast.
Pinkie Pie: Aaand… cotton candy clouds raining chocolate milk!
Applejack: That just doesn't make sense.
DM: It's magic going awry. Epic level magic. I approve. Oh, and you'll want to look at this.
Applejack: Huh? This is a nutritional breakdown…
DM: At a taste you can guess the line I highlighted.
Rarity: Should we be worried you just had this lying around?
DM: It's one of the types of chocolate Pinkie makes.
Rarity: I repeat the question.
Applejack: Is this almost as much salt as seawater??
DM: Raining down on your fields right now.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Okay, is that everything?
DM: I hope it's not too much.
Twilight Sparkle: Of course not. I was only practicing the second biggest power I have.
DM: Epic tier powers are the SECOND biggest? What's the first?
Twilight Sparkle: Something I don't need levels for. My friends.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Applejack: Ain't no weather getting us down.
Rarity: This will be child's play.
Pinkie Pie: Hee hee! I get to set it up AND take it down!
Fluttershy: Umm, yay?