Page 826 — Party Optimally

Every time I get close to finishing one of these dang character sheets for the Cast page, some other bug crops up and I lose a bunch of progress…

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Cheese Sandwich: Look at this. I'm barely trying here – I've still got one feat left to pick – and already my defenses are better, my damage bonuses are higher, and, in terms of free attacks alone, my powers are giving the party far more value. Still think Pinkie is perfect?
Pinkie Pie: Eh.
Cheese Sandwich: WHADDAYA MEAN, "EH"??
Pinkie Pie: Cheese Sandwich has slightly bigger numbers. Neat! But can he throw a party as awesome as Pinkie's?
Cheese Sandwich: Well, sure, let me see here… I've got the Signs of Influence from Heroes of the Feywild. Attract Attendants, Ritual Beneficiary…
Pinkie Pie: Is one of them "Throw Awesome Party"?
Cheese Sandwich: …No.
Pinkie Pie: Then so far, Pinkie is still the peerless, unsurpassed party-planning Bard!
Cheese Sandwich: <sigh> I see what game you're playing…