"Dagnabbit, Elusive, why did ya bring me to some frilly 'maid cafe' anyway?" Applebrandy rolled his eyes as Elusive walked into the establishment.

"I just thought it'd be a fun thing to do." Elusive chuckled, "don't tell me you're not the least bit curious."

"Ah jus' think dat this is a waist of-"

Suddenly, the two were confronted by Dirk Thistleweed and Ragamuffin, the two of them giving them a curtsy.

"Welcome home, Masters~"

Elusive smirked as Applebrandy fell silent.

"…Never mind."

(Note: I know this probably isn't the popular opinion, but I like to refer to male!Applejack as 'Applebrandy'.)