Remember when they discovered the Elements of Harmony? How everypony else got a gorget/collar, but Twilight got a tiara? They’ve been setting this up since Episode 2.

I was prepared to do my best

To pass the merchandising test

And reach Episode 66

But I wasn’t prepared for this


Three more seasons would have been a breeze

Ratings figures I recite with ease


–Not even counting iTunes downloads and YouTube viewers, the MLP Season 3 premier was viewed by 601,000 people on The Hub, a year-to-year increase of 204%!

–She is correct!


I can clear the shelves at Toys “Я” Us

But I wasn’t prepared for this

Will we be canceled or renewed?

I can’t be sure…


–She can’t be sure…


My fan base is loyal, my market share huge

Our success is pure


–Our success is pure


I was sure I’d be Princess eventually

I just didn’t think it would be in Season Three

So no I wasn’t


–Oh no, she wasn’t


No I wasn’t

Prepared… for this!