Smolder: …And then Headmare Twilight told me not to be so reckless around such impressionable fillies. It was just an experiment! She likes that sort of stuff.

Gallus: Surely by now you’d have figured out if you were or were not able to breathe water or ice

Smolder: Nyeh. You never know till you try!

Ocellus: And what happened to the fire?

Apple Bloom: We put it out with a fire bucket!

Sweetie Belle: Water bucket.

Apple Bloom: That’s just ceramics!

Sweetie Belle: Semantics. And no it’s not — fire buckets are full of sand!

Scootaloo: Shouldn’t they be full of fire?

Yona: Why little ponies know so much about fire?

CMC: No reasons!

Sandbar: Many… many reasons.

Silverstream: I want to hear every single one!