Derpy: "Master! So I was hungry today and ate all of your muffins. I'm very sorry, but they smelled so good. I'm ready for punishment. Here let me get into postion. Okay my butt is ready for spankings. Please smack it hard to teach me a lesson so I'll be a good girl and ask next time, just be ready cause my butt is very jiggly and bouncy. Oh my daughter didn't get into the muffin tray. She was a good girl so I didn't bring her to you to discipline her today. Just me. Spank away."

Human: "O///////O"

So I've been wanting to do this using Derpy for the past 4 years now and here it is. This is an alternate reality where Derpy as well as many anthros live with humans and are owned by them as partners and pets. I wanted to make a scenario using Derpy specifically of utilizing her silliness and obliviousness to her human master to administer punishment for eating all of his muffins without asking. Derpy once had her daughter do the same thing for accidentally knocking over her masters glass of soda on the carpet, but immediately told Derpy to handle the situation herself as a mother should. This is also making a statement of what would happen if humans owned anthros as pets that are sexy and can't contain themselves. The human male is both perplexed and aroused by Derpy's derpiness as he wasn't expecting her to willingly do this, nor did he really care that she ate up all of his muffins. She works for a mailing company just like in the show and her little daughter Ditzy is with her as well. I'll be doing more of these oblivious sexual teasers for Derpy towards her master as Derpy's goofballness is fit for this role.