Narrator: "Scootaloo was at the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse with her fellow friends, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle, making an important announcement. However, this announcement is different from most announcement she makes."

Scootaloo: "Hey girls, I’m gonna do something very special!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: "Like what?"

Scootaloo: "I’m gonna make Spitfire and Soarin’ be a Wonderbolt couple!"

Apple Bloom: "Huh? A Wonderbolt couple?"

Sweetie Belle: "That’s… weird."

Scootaloo: "No, it’s not. It’s awesome! They will be the greatest Wonderbolt couple! I know everybody haven’t heard of this yet, but today’s the day where I’ll make them officially a couple!"

Apple Bloom: "I’m not sure if I can agree on this plan or not…"

Sweetie Belle: "She’s right, Scootaloo. Having two members of the Wonderbolts as a couple doesn’t mean anything, and that makes no sense."

Scootaloo: "Oh, come on! I’ve been a fan of the Wonderbolts more than the both of you! The two of you are just so jealous, you don’t wanna believe in me! Well, bye now!"

Apple Bloom: (sighs) "Does she ever learn? I mean, who would trust her about the fact of Wonderbolts as a couple?"

Sweetie Belle: "Not us, that’s for sure. The problem is, the both of us are not Pegasus, and we don’t have wings. I just have a horn, and you have neither a horn nor any wings."

Apple Bloom: "I have to agree. We can’t just believe in the fact that Wonderbolt couples are real."

Sweetie Belle: "Umm, that’s what I just said. Wonderbolts as couples are just fairy tales."

Narrator: "Sometime later, Spitfire and Soarin’, Fleetfoot and Misty Fly arrive to Ponyville and have a meeting about stallions and mares dating each other."

Spitfire: "So, have any of you heard anything about dating each other?"

Soarin’: "No."

Misty Fly: "Me neither."

Fleetfoot: "I have not."

Spitfire: "Well, the fact is that two ponies that dating are always a stallion and a mare. If they decide to continue dating each other, then the mare and stallion will marry each other. Otherwise, one of them or both of them decides to stop dating each other, then one of them will have to find another. Simple as that."

Fleetfoot and Soarin’: "Oh."

Fleetfoot: "So you’re saying that a mare should date her stallion?"

Spitfire: "There’s only three of us and the only stallion with us is Soarin’, so I suppose it wouldn’t matter if one of us would like to date him of course."

Scootaloo: "Hey!"

Fleetfoot: "Huh? Who said that?"

Soarin: "Whose voice was that?"

Spitfire: "Well, look who’s here. Scootaloo, one of my favorite guests. What brings you here?"

Scootaloo: "I’m here to make Spitfire and Soarin’ a couple!"

Fleetfoot and Misty Fly: (gasps)

Spitfire: "Me and Soarin’ as a couple? You gotta be kidding me. Wonderbolts would never become a couple!"

Scootaloo: "Well, now that I’m around, I’m definitely making you and Soarin’ a couple."

Soarin’: "I… I guess could take it."

Spitfire: (to Soarin’) "I suppose dating you isn’t a bad idea after all. (in a flirtatious behavior) I just really love you so much, that you’re my favorite stallion and Wonderbolt in the whole world!"

Fleetfoot: "Huh? What in the hay is going on here? Spitfire and Soarin’ are not acting like the way they usually are."

Soarin’: "Oh, Spitfire… you are the greatest mare I’ve ever met!"

Fleetfoot: "This don’t like a great scenario to watch this. (to Misty Fly) Let’s get outta here!"

Scootaloo: (gasps) "It’s working! I can’t believe it’s working!"

Spitfire: "You can be my stallion forever!"

Soarin’: "And you can be my mare forever!"

Narrator: "Spitfire and Soarin’ have been feeling in love with each other for hours straight, and have been talking with each other. Even then, at Cloudsdale, the continuous chatting between kept on going was enough to disturb Rainbow Dash from reading a book in her room."

Spitfire and Soarin’: (continues talking to each other in playful behaviors loudly)

Rainbow Dash: "What are those two ponies talking about down there? Don’t they know that I’m trying to read this Daring Do book? Spitfire? Soarin’?What the heck are the two of you doing here, and why are you both holding each other’s hooves?"

Soarin’: "You see, me and Spitfire are dating each other."

Rainbow Dash: "Wh-what are you even saying?! Snap out of it, Soarin’! Spitfire, stop! Why can’t anypony hear me?! Wonderbolts aren’t supposed to be dating each other, remember?! Cut it out! Stop! I can’t deal with these two dating each other! I’m outta here!

Narrator: "Soarin’ and Spitfire continued hanging out with each other, from day until night, night until sunset, and so on. With Scootaloo’s plan working successfully, she decides to go back to the Clubhouse and bring in the good news to her friends."

Scootaloo: "Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle! Spitfire and Soarin’… are dating each other!"

Apple Bloom: "Are you serious?"

Sweetie Belle: "This again? I thought this gossip would stop."

Scootaloo: "Actually, it’s for real. They’ve been dating each other!” My plan has worked! I don’t have to worry about making another plan about ponies dating each other ever again!"

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: (sighs)