12th Nov 2020, 6:00 AM in A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2
More opportunities to mine every slightly funny expression out of this episode, hooray!
Scrapped lines:
Rainbow Dash: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
DM: Well, you said you were going to knock him out cold anyway, so I figured it ought to be cathartic.
Transcript:
Rainbow Dash: <sigh> Of *course* you have a sketch for this.
Rarity: Perfect for the task, no?
Rainbow Dash: Fine. But I'm clocking him the moment it gets too weird.
DM: The guard notices you. As a result of the quick touch-ups Rarity gave you, he's instantly distracted.
Zephyr Breeze: Hey there, ma'am! Are you one of the bridesmaids? Need directions to the wedding hall? Or were you distracted by my brand new armor? Heh heh… My buddies said the ladies love a stallion in uniform… But I didn't think it would work so quickly after joining the Royal Guard!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I'm already done. Roll for face-punching.
Rarity: Pssst!
(beat, Rarity signaling)
Rainbow Dash: Ugh, fine. Why don't you… come over here so I can appreciate that armor in the light? 3… 2…