"Oy! I'm not the companion, you ego-driven, boastful twit! You are! Also, I. Am. Not. Your. Bloody. Chauffeur!"
"Not with that attitude, you drunken bum!"
"Magic School drop out!"
What if The (Discorded) Doctor had a certain showmare as a companion? Though, in his view is ' Dumber than a pile of sticks '. Can the two stand one another? ….Probably not.