UDDRZ Char Grill & Milk Bar!
Uddrz, home of the famous HOT Char-broiled butter burgers, COLD shakes and our udder loving family.
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It really sucks when you waited all week to get out the dojo to socialize and eat out, then your date sees the 'real you' they been asking about over tea. Then they take an extra-long bathroom break when you get to that place they talked about, never to be seen again. And all you do is go to the nearest fast food place to sit and think what went wrong.

Suppose leaving your magic girdle charm keeping your true udder size to a more considerate size at home was too bold a gesture for showing the real you. Or maybe too much makeup, nothing says real you like dressing like a clown and two milky blimps that barely fit in a one ring circus, let alone someone's fancy little airship without squishing or milking on something.

Lucky was thinking about all this while gorging on almost every order at Uddrz with a few milkshakes for each to drown her weekend sorrows. Her grandson Zippy Doo gave his expert opinion, saying NOBODY wants to see the REAL you when they ask. The old mare laughed asking how many dates did HE go on with such advice. He had no reply and only asked to bring something back to eat.

Saggitha Slap and Lucky Charm are the same mare. Saggi is the impressive warrior of Saggi Dojo with luck seemingly on her side but Lucky Charm is the charm seller, fortune reader, and hopeless romantic who never gives up…also has a lot of stock in UDDRZ. Grab a shake before they're gone! Seriously