Purple Artist working the night shift and come across Napalm after he threw a molotov cocktail at the Ponyville Pharmacy.
Purple:Freeze Napalm! You're under arrest for statue 33-2 Arson first degree.
Napalm:I'll come quietly only if I can put my Pyro seed in you're wife because she's a sexy city mare.
Purple:No! Her and I ain't rasing a Junior Pyro Lunatic! It's hard enough to raise 3 colts and 5 fillies not adding my niece and nephew and a Zony that's on the way.
Napalm:A Zony?
Purple:I made a mistake with a Zebra coworker. Also a Zony is a Pony-Zebra hybrid.
Napalm:So you like Zebras as well.