„Well, well, well, if it isn’t Pineapple Pizza, Ponyville’s most adorable pizzeria owner! Never have seen you outside of the house, cutie. And now, you’ve somehow managed to be even more adorable, wagging your short, silly tail like that! It does look like a slice of pizza, did you cut it yourself as a sacrifice to marketing? No? Did you actually pay a professional to do the job? No. Asked friends or family, perhaps. Still no. Then who did your tail, and why do they want to make you look like that in public? Sorry, didn’t mean to be rude. I feel like I’ve asked too many questions already…”