Inspired by God of War's recent picture of Thor. Apparently, the God of Thunder really loves parties, where he can get drunk.

"Hello there, you pathetic drinking horse. Want to come with me?"

"Who on Earth are you?" (urp)

"The God of Parties, of course! I know you love to drink, and I know somewhere with plenty of drinks to get wasted on!"

"Where?!"

(tosses drunk horse to nowhere) "Best of luck, you sack of dirt!"