‘As fun as it is to watch you dance around with those mega melons of yours out on display, that is just not going to fly.’ – Mr. RAD


Just a little glimpse into Lars’ life before she became Lars, The Terror of the West. Going way back before she got her atomic radiation tattoo on her hip, back to where she was still learning the basics about survival in the Mohave desert.

And that one is supposed to wear clothes.

It’s only decent.

Lars is still struggling with the idea of how one is supposed to secure a bra in place – aka how do you tie a knot that allows you to get the darn thing back off! And doing so blind behind her back too.

So far it is not going very well.