Malaysia (Rosa Blossomheart): РОИССЯ ВПЕРДЕ
Russia (Marussia): МАЛЫЙ ЗЛА БОЛЕЕТ ("little evil is hurt") — from "Malaysia Boleh", a sarcastic slogan used by Malaysians

I just had this random idea after РОИССЯ ВПЕРДЕ, my favourite slogan that mocks life in general. Somewhere out there, I would assume that the Russian equivalent of this would be "МАЛЫЙ ЗЛА БОЛЕЕТ", if used for Malaysia with a similar-sounding slogan. We Malaysians laugh at ourselves for the stupid politicians in our country, so we also use "Malaysia Boleh".

I wanna see a shouting match between team РОИССЯ ВПЕРДЕ! and МАЛЫЙЗЛА БОЛЕЕТ!