AJ: This ornery ol' thing! TO HELL WITH TECHNOLOGY!
Royal Pin: What's wrong?
Blue: Mmmmm, AJ's tech-stupid.
AJ: SHUT YER ASS UP, BoneHEAD!! I'm trying to get this darn cellular device to start working!!
Blue: Darling, you're so cute when you're frustrated.
AJ: [grumbles] Bastard…
Royal Pin: I second that but also have you tried pressing the Home button?
AJ: The whut now?! Do you both know how to work this thing?!
Blue: Maaaaayyyybbeeeeee~
AJ: [bops Blue on the head] Tarnation Blue! Y'ALL BEEN WATCHING ME STRUGGLE FOR HALF AN' HOUR!!


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The orange Earth Pony does not understand technology but she does want to adapt to the times. It's a struggle made worse when both of your husbands would rather giggle at your plight! They would eventually help her…not before teasing her a bit more.

I know it's a really common headcannon that AJ is a butch lesbian…but that was beginning to get boring to me. I'm not at all against it because it is cool but I thought I'd change it up a bit. In the El-Romverse she's the shortest and has big ol' hips! Her friends and family often use her as an arm rest…much to her chagrin. She was a lot skinnier in her youth but got pudgier with age. Apple pie is tasty, don't judge her!. She's still an incredibly strong mare who can out-lift both unicorns however.