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> Ask Movie Slate — Episode 250 — Full Metal Alchemist (The Netflix Version).
> Did you know there’s a second movie?
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> You guys live in a reality where you can’t have a Batgirl movie, and yet you have two live action adaptations of Full Metal Alchemist made for Netflix. What is wrong with you all?
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> This movie is garbage, let me tell you. It’s dull, it’s boring, it’s got no charisma and charm whatsoever. Everything that made the original series what it is, is lost in translation here. Costumes are nicely done, though.
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> And now, if you excuse me, I’ve got to remove this make up. These contact lenses are pretty uncomfortable.
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> Today's Movie Slate is brought to you thanks to Chelicera.
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> Hoo boy, where to start with this one?
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> Ask Movie Slate — Episode 250 — Full Metal Alchemist (The Netflix Version).
> Did you know there’s a second movie?
>
> You guys live in a reality where you can’t have a Batgirl movie, and yet you have two live action adaptations of Full Metal Alchemist made for Netflix. What is wrong with you all?
>
> This movie is garbage, let me tell you. It’s dull, it’s boring, it’s got no charisma and charm whatsoever. Everything that made the original series what it is, is lost in translation here. Costumes are nicely done, though.
>
> And now, if you excuse me, I’ve got to remove this make up. These contact lenses are pretty uncomfortable.
>
> · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — · — ·
>
> Today's Movie Slate is brought to you thanks to Chelicera.
>
> Hoo boy, where to start with this one?
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