Look at him, every christmas he ties himself up and polishes off carton after carton of eggnog like it's stallion cum and yet… he still stays thin and healthy! Do you know why!? I'll tell you why — BLOOD-ELF-PONY PRIViLEGE! I don't buy for a minute that all that gay sex keeps him lean and thin, or that his diet insists entirely of organic and/or magic foods of Azeroth/Equestria. No! It's Privilege that he needs to check!