Thanks to vile-flesh, for "Scorpions". I bet you're a Scorpions fan. I know I am.
Thanks to acewissle, for "Taxes". "Maybe if we transfer funds to the offshore account…."
Thanks to autinbrony, for "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia". Whether or not it's a real word is debatable, but… I'd like to think this is like an exorcism.
Thanks to inkscaled, for "Cursed Crown"
Sorry for the wait! Thanks to everyone!