The following text is an eulogy for my mouse. Please respect mouse's wishes.

My mouse was a good feller. She helped me build my first home in minecraft. She helped me draw numerous horse vaginas and she helped me kill big smoke in 'end of the line'. But sadly the line has many ends. And her end came today when I plugged her in and she didn't respond. I tried to revive her by repeatedly raping her red glowing anus with a spoon, to no avail. She still clicks but doesn't move the cursor anywhere. So I guess my girl's in a comatose state. Doctors say I better put her out of her misery but I continue raping her anus, hoping that she's just joking. But deep inside I understand that I have to let her go.

And so I did.

Rest in peace, babe. I'm sorry I took your glowing anus for granted.