>A nation divided in a world of magic. A brutal history of prejudiced still fresh in their minds.
Drum it up all you want, but I'm just here to see some good ol' pony carnage like the Cheat Commandos!

[Cut to clip of Commandos in the classroom from Homestarrunner https://youtu.be/30UqUT_LQb8?t=14]

>As simplistic as that might be I'm sure you're getting exactly what you bargained for.
He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
>…and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!