(Deputy Care)
I don’t flippin’ care if you literally have to dive deep into the pits of Tartarus! I know I displayed my distasteful despise to that little monster before-hoof, but if that dragon gets loose in Equestria, he might end up hurting somepony——or probably turn them into giant mushroom pizza to eat!

And havin’ a loose dragon turning everypony in Maretime turn into delectable consumables will NOT good look on our station’s reputation!