"Starlight Glimmer!? I thought you said nosehair trimmers!" — Cranky Doodle Donkey, No Second Prances.
Fun facts!
_ The only way his hair removal spell works is if he sticks his horn up the nostril.
_ His dad was killed on a business trip in Fillydelphia by a runaway parasprite ball.
_ Was excited to attend his friend's Cranky's wedding — but then his house got destroyed by a bugbear.
_ Has an ear hair problem. That he tried to mitigate with the wrong trimmers.
_ Has anatomically malformed back legs.
_ Wanted to be an astronaut as a kid.