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*Drunk Little Pip
by ThatDarnPony
"Heeeey schweetie. What's yer name?"
"M-Murky...' "Aww, ain't you's a shy little filleh..." "But I'm not a-" "Oh, you's will be. You's WILL be." -- alternatively -- "Hey Velvet, hey, hey Velvet..." "What is it THIS time!" "You's might wanna move, I shink I'm gonna..." *puffs cheeks, as if holding her breath* "WHARGARBL!" *cue Velvet screaming about whiskey vomit*
by ThatDarnPony
"Heeeey schweetie. What's yer name?"
"M-Murky...' "Aww, ain't you's a shy little filleh..." "But I'm not a-" "Oh, you's will be. You's WILL be." -- alternatively -- "Hey Velvet, hey, hey Velvet..." "What is it THIS time!" "You's might wanna move, I shink I'm gonna..." *puffs cheeks, as if holding her breath* "WHARGARBL!" *cue Velvet screaming about whiskey vomit*
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