Deputy Mare: OH MY CELESTIA!! What is WITH you millenials and your obsession with exploring modern ruins with grimdark atmosphere??

Professor: Do you have a death wish posted on your blog, or you just like to scare the horse manure outta your peers for wits and giggles, Princess??

Inspector Mare: Hehe, trust me when I say this! When you live yer whole life inside the palace for too long with nuthin' but fru-fru and pom-pom fluff around every corner, sometimes it's best to have a change of scenery once in a while to liven things up!