"Now then, I have a little something to say to the stallion that has been gesturing wildly at me during my set. Firstly, thank you for turning up- I deeply appreciate the fact that you paid for a ticket, just as you have for every performance for the last two weeks."



"That leads me to what I need to say to you in particular, right now in front of everypony present. Are you not curious as to why I have singled you out?"



"No? Well then, let me enlighten the audience."



"For the last two weeks, at every single performance I have completed, you have been heckling me, and sending nasty letters backstage for me to read. I will not regale the audience with the vitriol that you have written. Every single letter is already in the hooves of the Royal Guard, so I need not waste my breath."



"No, do not embarrass yourself further by trying to escape, you are already surrounded."



"Now then, while you wait to be arrested, I'm pleased to let you know that I've written a piece of music just for you. Would you like to know what I named it?"



"With not a little glee, I can tell you that it is called, 'Buck You Gently with a Chainsaw, in G Minor."



"Now everypony, please be seated, and enjoy this piece, I know that I will…"



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Hey everyone,



I don't really have much to say on this one, just thay the thought of this came into my mind, and i kinda had to make it a reality XD



Thanks for checking out what I've been working on! I hope that you've enjoyed this little diversion, and as always- take care of yourselves, and I'll catch you next time!