"I Hate Banana Pie"
by Bananas Wit
(Sung to the tune of "I Love a Piano" by Irving Berlin)

I hate Banana Pie,
I hate Banana Pie.
I don't want to be anywhere
Near him, Banana Pie,
That Banana Pie.
He makes me wanna pull my hair.
That pony's the one
Who knows my buttons;
He likes to push any of them he sees,
Which annoys me.
His ware is peddled
In where he's meddled;
I'd run when his stand's in my way.
I'm disenchanted
When he has planted
His nonsense in my head all day.
So he can keep his "banans"! It's no lie—
I don't like B-a-n-a-n-a Pie!
I really do scorn
That darn unicorn
Who just drives me bananas!