#### Happy 10th Birthday, Twilight!
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Plushie Twilight turned 10 years old on May 14, 2025. That means a special cake for my purple pony princess! But will she enjoy her flat-a*_ cake in peace? Will the curse of pastries also affect her just like it affected the almighty Celestia? Why do I see the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch flying rapidly towards m–

EgonDaLatz noticing the chunks of the dead narrator
EgonDaLatz — I don't remember hiring that guy for this skit… Too bad the dead collector only comes on Thursday. :shrug:
EgonDaLatz — Now, where was I? Oh, right! Twilight!
Twilightwoahplz — Hey, Dad!
EgonDaLatz — I heard that somepony turned ten. Did you see that pony?
happyTSplz — Hehe.
TwilightSaluteplz points to herself — She's right here.
EgonDaLatz — Then I believe this is yours, honey.
EgonDaLatz presents the cake
twilight8Iplz flabbergasted_ Well, that's… umm, thin for a cake, don't you think?
EgonDaLatz realizing what this means — Oh, sh_t. :omg:
EgonDaLatz in a worried tone — Twilight, this isn't what it seems to be. I swear!
CheeringTwilightPlz — Don't worry, i'm just pulling your legs. I know it wasn't intentional. Although I have to admit that it's quite ironic.
EgonDaLatz — :phew:
EgonDaLatz — You had me for a moment there!
EgonDaLatz barely hidden nervous chuckle, knowing the flat cake was totally intentional
EgonDaLatz — Anyway, Happy Birthday, Twilight!
twilightsmileplz — Thank you!
EgonDaLatz switching to a serious tone — Listen, Twilight. I talked with Rainbow and Fluttershy last year about how often we should celebrate your anniversaries with cakes.
MLPTwilightplz — Oh, yeah. I heard about that. And I'm perfectly fine with keeping it simple and having bigger celebrations every five years.
EgonDaLatz — You are the most mature of the bunch. I knew you'd understand.
EgonDaLatz jokingly — Now Rainbow wouldn't be able to mock you for your chubbier stuffing.
princesstwilightplz — Oh, I would't worry about that. I already accepted that I can't change this feature of mine.
twilightrape-faceplz — Besides, I'm the Princess of Friendship. I can be persuasive if I want to.
EgonDaLatz — :stare:
EgonDaLatz — Twilight!
twilite-sparkleplz — Yes?
EgonDaLatz — What did you do to Rainbow?
TwilightDerpyPLZ — Nothing.
EgonDaLatz — Did you send her to the Moon? We agreed that we wouldn't send anyone to the Moon, even for the smallest of things.
twilightsexylookplz — I can assure you that I didn't send Rainbow to the Moon.
twilightepicsmileplz whispering to herself — I'm taking notes, though.
EgonDaLatz — I heard that! So, for the last time: where is Rainbow Dash?
Angrydashplz — What's this shouting? Shut it!
EgonDaLatz — Rainbow! Where are you?
DashWhateverPlz — In the drawer as usual. Where I'm supposed to be when it's not my turn to have the bed.
rainbowdashlouderplz — Now, will you two be quiet? I'm trying to sleep with the fishes.
Clapping Pony Icon — Sonata Dusk taco fish noises
EgonDaLatz — :O
wtftwilightplz — …
EgonDaLatz — That's the silliest skit I've ever been in so far. What was I thinking when I wrote this?
EgonDaLatz — Anyway, happy birthday, enjoy your cake. I'm going to take a bath.
EgonDaLatz leaves
twilightwhatplz — But it's the fifth time today!
twilightconfusedplz — This skit is indeed silly.
twilightrapeface — Never mind, I have a delicious cake to deal with.
twilightcreepyplz — And it's all mine!
Rainbowdashwutplz — You know, Twi, no matter how hard you try, you'll never beat the OG cake-lover. You'll only be a Discount Celestia.
twilightrape-faceplz — Mock me all you want, my cyan-colored friend, you can't hurt me anymore. I will enjoy this cake. And you? You'll sleep with the fishes, like you said.
twilightsexylookplz — Besides, a pony who can't distinguish Whizzo butter from a dead crab shouldn't say a peep.
dashieshutupplz — You're fat.
twilightscaryderpplz throws the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch into the drawer, right into Rainbow's face
TwilightHey1plz — Onetwofive…
twiwhatilearnedPlz — Sh_t! I mean… Three!
Atomic Cock Rainbow Dash explodes
PonyAngelplz — Poor Lady Rainbow Dash. She snuffed it.
rainbowcrashplz while burning to a crisp — I'm not dead.
twilightnoesplz — What? How could I miss?
dashieshutupplz still burning alive — I'm stronger than you think. 'Tis just a scratch.
OhMyTiaplz — A scratch?! Mare, you're burning alive!
RainbowIssuePLZ — …
dashangrypoutplz — Fine. I admit it hurts a bit.
TwilightORLYPLZ — So, do you yield?
Dashispissedplz — All right, we'll call it a draw.
TwilightORLYPLZ — If exploding like a penguin on a TV and literally turning into toast is what you call a draw, I'm not gonna protest.
twilightwasrightplz — Now, onto more important matters.
twilightnomplz plants her face straight into the cake, eating it up in the most un-princessy way possible
Style7plz — Oh, oh, I see! Stuffin' your face, eh? You purple bastard! Come 'ere and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

And, as legends have it, after all these years, the Princess of Friendship, who is in no way out of shape or insane, finally ate her cake in peace. Then she did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu–

twilightsparkleplz sacks the narrator


Happy 10th Birthday, Twilight Sparkle!

Thank you, dear watcher, for all the support in the past decade. Twilight and I will see you again at the next anniversary, on May 14, 2030.

Picture taken: May 14, 2025

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