Soft Lava 
Borscht.
Step one. Get Beet. Cut that bitch.
Step two. Boil water till it's hot as fuck.
Step three. Add chicken leg. Raw. With blood over it. Shove that whore in there.
Step four. Say blyat. Loud. So neighbours can her you and tremble in fear as you fucking cook.
Step five. Mix the shit together. Add salts for good luck and swear on Putin's grave you didn't add too much salt to the point of the whole fucking meal becoming unedible saltywreckshit-fuck.
Step six. Watch in awe as your red fucking mess of a soup rises up from the pot right into your fucking mounth, saturated steam filling your kitchen like it's 1945 all over again.
Step seven. Load up your Calashnikov, listen to the russian anthem and fucking eat.
Step one. Get Beet. Cut that bitch.
Step two. Boil water till it's hot as fuck.
Step three. Add chicken leg. Raw. With blood over it. Shove that whore in there.
Step four. Say blyat. Loud. So neighbours can her you and tremble in fear as you fucking cook.
Step five. Mix the shit together. Add salts for good luck and swear on Putin's grave you didn't add too much salt to the point of the whole fucking meal becoming unedible salty
Step six. Watch in awe as your red fucking mess of a soup rises up from the pot right into your fucking mounth, saturated steam filling your kitchen like it's 1945 all over again.
Step seven. Load up your Calashnikov, listen to the russian anthem and fucking eat.