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Soft Lava
Marenheit Contributor - This little pony contributed to the Marenheit fundraiser of 2020
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Earth ponies can't sew clothing.
Earth ponies can't ride a bicycle.
Earth ponies can't play a piano.
Earth ponies can't cook food.
Earth ponies can't use a phone.
Earth ponies can't masturbate.

Earth ponies CAN play basketball.
Earth ponies CAN do fisting.
Earth ponies CAN smash a cabbage.
Earth ponies CAN depend on you.

That's why you depend on them.

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Earth ponies. Liveing to your fullest. (TM)



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