"Seriously though, this movie is ridiculous.

It’s one of the most over the top action movies I have ever seen. The story is ludicrous, the pacing is rushed, it’s obnoxiously loud, surprisingly long, and the characters are impossibly flat. It feels like any time the characters are getting any development they just jam in another explosion.

The explosions. Oh dear Luna, the explosions could have their own review, because this guy is obsessed with them.
But, with all that said, I don’t really regret watching this movie. I mean, yeah it’s pretty bad, but it’s enjoyably bad. It’s like watching a fireworks factory catch fire, then exploding, and the flaming debris destroys a clown circus. It’s awful, but you just can’t take your eyes away from it.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I think I should go and leave Maud alone with this movie for a couple of hours. I think she’s liking that asteroid a little too much."