A Screenshot comic you may need an Aussie mate to translate for you.


EDIT: Due to continued requests, here is a basic reference guide for to assist with reading

* Territorian: A resident of the Northern Territory of Australia (which I am.) Think Crocodile Dundee country.
Not to be confused with residents of Australian Capitol Territory, they're Canberrans and they're just plain weird.
* Fluttershy's song is a school yard bastardisation of a an old children's song: Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.
* Barbie: barbeque
* Over the fence is six and out: Common rule when playing backyard cricket. If the batter hits the ball over the fence a score of six runs (points) is recorded but is dismissed. Usually to fetch the ball.
* Lamington: Australian dessert staple. Commonly, Vanilla sponge cake, cut into ~3inch cubes, dipped in chocolate and covered in dessicated coconut.
* Pavlova: Australian meringue type cake thing. Egg whites & shit loads of sugar, named for some Russian ballet dancer.
* Twilight's song: The first line to Khe Sanh. One of the most popular songs of a band called Cold Chisel.
* Cold Chisel: Quintessential Australian rock band.
* Coolabah: Iconic Australian wine producer.
* Yobbo: Uncouth individual.
* Galah: Australian native parrot. Known for it's idiotic behaviour.
* Dosh: Money.
* Rupert Murdoch. Australian-born American business magnate.
* Piss up: Social gathering involving the consumption of alcohol.
* Yonks: An extended period of time.
* Root: Engage in sexual congress.
* Suck start a Manaro: Fellatio. Implying practitioner could generate sufficient suction to the exhaust of an auto mobile to initiate combustion.
* Manaro: Famous Aussie muscle car.