"Eheh, eyup, that's me. And you are… wait a second, didn't ah see you in the papers? Erm, Ballast Flanks, right? Heh, glad t' know I ain't the only one who's had 'problems' breathin' before."
"You… I… Eeeeehehehee!"
And thus it's proven that Applejack is the only pony that can make Crash Dive forget that she can't fly.