"Dutch I think my owner's name is Patwrite! What can you tell me about him?"
"Ooh… I'm not sure if I should tell you… unless you have any long term goals. I would give up on those if I were you."
"Please, I have to know everything you know about him."
"Well, what I know is just rumor but I think he some kinda ex military stallion who was supposed to become some general, but got passed up because he was too stupid to lead the pike-head to their grave or something. I think he owns some vineyard, and he started out making some of the slaves from there fight as his own delusional army, because he can't command a real one. Anyway, I hear that he keeps getting really excited and starts taking his gladiators so some of the more competitive arenas like Canterlot and then you never see them again. because he pushes them too hard or something."
Misty interjects."That,That can't be true Sunny. Don't listen to him."
Dutch responds. "What did you hear something different?"
Misty says "No, I don't usually pay attention to rumors."
Dutch says, "That's what I thought."
You hear a unicorn say "You better start finishing up, it's almost time to go."