"Mom! Mom, Crescent is being mean to me!"

"No, I'm not! You're just being a dummy."

"No, you are!"

"No, you!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

"You!"

Both: "Mom!?!?"

*

At long last, Rarity and her children have made their appearance. Her son, who is nameless right now, and her daughter, Crescent Moonstone, are arguing as only siblings can, using their mother as a shield. Rarity has been sitting there for a few minutes now and is now contemplating tossing them both out the window.

Oh, the joys of being a parent on a road trip.