Day #30: Hot Cocoa
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ALTERNATE DIALOGUES BELOW THE CUT:

Twilight: mom, dad, i’m NOT dating a horse winks at sunset
Sunset: twilight why are you this way
Twilight: So you see mom n’ dad, my girlfriend is also a magical horse from another world.
Sunset: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM SO SOON FRICK
Twilight: IT’S KIND OF YOUR DEFINING TRAIT???
Twilight: also I turned into a devil lady with huge–
Sunset: “WE HAVE TO GO THANKS FOR THE COCOA!”
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Twilight: I’m a super hero and I got to be a pony for a weekend
Velvet: thats nice sweetie
Night Light: You’re dating a horse?!
Velvet: Night Light, please. I’m sure Sunset is a very nice horse.
Sunset: shifts lower and lower in her chair
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Sunset: gdi i want to be gay right now but not while her parents are right there
Sunset: //stares aggressively at her like the entirety of LoE instead
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Twilight: omg sunset Elon Musk so smart, so intelligent, so brain, I MUST BEAR HIS CHILDREN
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Twilight: Mom, dad. This is my fuckbuddy and she’s a horse
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Velvet: you where always the dumb one, that’s why we like shining more
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Twilight: Suck it dad, I’m hella gay.
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Night Light: so twi what’s it like being gay?
Twilight: Well for one thing the clean up is longer
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