"Only because I let ya. Stealth ain't exactly your thing, love. They oughta named you Rainbow Crash Jr."
"Quiet, philistine. You simply don't know what you're talking about, my little earth pony. As a pegasus, I'm built for stealth, speed, power, elegance, endurance, and being adorable."
"….Well, you're adorable at least."
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drawing the idiot sharknado boys to de-stress fiddled a bit with aerostorm's cutie mark, not sure if i'll keep it as is
don't have much of a description so just have a bunch of previously unpublished headcanons about these two and their relationship (all written by )
1.) Bruce was a bit of a dork about kissing when him and Stormy starting dating. He accepted the feelings/attraction but its still weird to be kissing your best mate. A good weird, an exciting weird, but still his nerves would get the better of him sometimes when Stormy would lean in for a smooch. Normally Bruce would turn crimson and freeze up for a couple seconds before shyly returning the kiss, but sometimes, to his utter mortification, Bruce would giggle. Feeling Stormy's lips on his own would feel so damn good and a little surreal that this girly little giggle would bubble up. Stormy thought it was the cutest damn thing he ever heard and would pepper his boyfriend's red, sputtering idiot face in kisses
2.) Rosemary was happy for both Bruce and Stormy when they decided to move in together, but of course she'd miss living with her best friend. She and Stormy had a final roommate sleepover and did each other's manes and hooves and laughed over trashy novels and ate junkfood and all that….and at one point she looks over and sees Stormy holding back tears. She cradles his head against her chest and strokes his hair and he chokes out that he's gonna miss her so much…and he's scared of moving in with Bruce and messing everything up. It seems too good to be true…Bruce isn't going to want him forever, realize his mistake after some time. She sternly assures him that everything to going to be fine. There will be fights, you'll annoy each other over stupid things, and accidentally hurt each other sometimes. But when the love is as strong as it is between Stormy and Bruce…she knows they'll be able to work out whatever comes between them. He feels better after that and they continue their bestie sleep over. The next morning she helps move the last of his stuff in with Bruce…and then the two dorks cling to each other and sob and "Im gonna miss youuuuu!" and act like the other is dying. Bruce just sighs deeply over these two dumbasses that somehow became his friends and invites Rosie to spend the night. She does, and Bruce regrets it horribly when they give him a make over later. Get away from me with those bleedn' eyebrow pluckers or I'll kill everything you love!! I can't believe I gave up shagging tonight for this, you BASTARDS!So the NEXT morning she tearfully gives Stormy a kiss on the cheek and flies back to her apartment, and before Stormy can get too sad, Bruce drags him back into the house and gives his boyfriend one hell of a "welcome home" celebration
3.) Stormy does want to get married, but he doesn't need a wedding to know that they're in this forever. He's happy living with Bruce and secure in the knowledge that he's found his soulmate.Bruce on the other hand, while at first of course scared of himself messing things up, comes to his own conclusion that he'll never love anypony like he does Stormy. This is it. This is the real thing and he learned a long time ago that Aero is worth any fear he may have. So he decides that he wants to propose and get married. He enlists the help of Rosie in setting up the most over the top romantic evening, one that he's pretty mortified with actually but he wants it to be perfect, damn it. Candles, roses, wine, all that jazz. He paces all night going over and over in his head what he wants to say, nerves just shot, knowing that he's going to turn into a sputtering mess and not get the words out right and…well, will Stormy even say yes or laugh in his face? Is Bruce pushing his luck?He's basically shaking like a leaf by the time Aero gets home (and oh Faust don't let me bloody puke) but before he can get a word our, Stormy bursts in yelling that there are beached whales on the shore. Proposal completely forgotten, Bruce and Aero race down there and start helping other ponies save the poor creatures. There is a bad stormy going on so they get soaked, covered in sand and sea salt, and it takes many hours to get the whales back to deeper waters. They succeed though, and there are joyous cries all down the beach.Aero gives a happy whoop and Bruce laughs and rears up, grabbing Stormy in his arms and hugging him as they spin around. When they stop, Stormy is just laughing and Bruce is grinning at him. They're both a mess, looking like drowned rats and smell like fish, but in that moment Bruce has never felt more in love in his life. He just blurts put "please marry me" and there is a moment of shocked silence from Aero, and then he's just "oh my gosh oh my gosh really?!!! YES!" And tackles Bruce back on the sand in a love glomp 4.) Stormy wiggles and twitches sometimes in his sleep, like a puppy. Bruce thinks it's kind of cute. Stormy also gets the occasional sleep wingboner, so sometimes Bruce will wake up with those giant stiff wings half crowding him out of bed. When asked about what kind of dreams prompt these "night flights", as pegasi call them, Stormy's answers range from dreaming about rutting a begging Bruce right over his work desk, to dreaming that he was surrounded by giant cinnamon rolls.
5.) Wave Rider joined the local filly scouts troop when she was young, and with the power of her puppy eyes, roped Bruce into becoming a Den Mother. Bruce, while he cringed everytime his little nipper proudly declared her dad-mum was the best den mother in the whole world, secretly loved the extra time he had to bond with his daughter….though the make-over nights he would come to fear.
6.) Bruce was determined to help Wavey learn how to fly. So what if he didn't have wings? He taught Pearlie to fly when she was a fledgling afterall. He borrowed several books on pegasus flight and studied extensively so he could teach her. Stormy pointed out several times that for once HE was the expert on a subject in this house and "relax, babe. I got this.", but Bruce was SET on being part of this process, not realizing that he hurt his husband's feelings by this seeming lack of faith in him. Rosie pointed out to Stormy that it had nothing to do with him, but rather that Bruce probably felt left out in this huge milestone in their daughter's life and wanted to be a part of it as much as possible. After that Stormy humored Bruce and let him "instruct" . When Rider did finally take wing, while Bruce nervously watched below, she was so happy she flew right into his waiting arms and hugged his neck, laughing and screaming excitedly that she could fly and did you see me daddy?!